Monday, December 2, 2013

Story behind the before-after picture.


      So here I’m with another experience­ of my life. 35 kg weight loss in one year is quite worthy of appreciation, isn’t it? So, all the fatties out there, this story might interest you eternally.
        
     This journey began in the year 2011; until then I was under a total delusion to consider myself slender. I was an undoubted gourmet, drooling and hogging on every possible edibles that came my way, absolutely ignorant about the piling up of layers of flab, one over the another. My ears had eventually turned oblivious towards the insolent remarks passed now and then over my bulging–expanding­–ascending body. I didn’t cared even a bit because I was busy. Busy eating. Only if I knew, there is limit to everything and one day everything will change forever. Okay! Not forever, but for one year.
      
      Facebook was on hype those days. It had captivated everyone who was interested in other’s life and knew how to operate Internet. People got instantly fascinated to such an efficient social networking structure. Efficient enough to collectively reduce the productivity of the entire population to fifty percent. People who had a camera, posted their pictures over facebook, and those who didn’t had one, got a new one, to click and post pictures over facebook. Isn’t it amazing, how facebook had a relative effect on the Camera industry! It was driving people crazy (it is still!). The entire idea of facebook is based on the inquisitive nature of people; they want to know what other people think about them. So did I. And that is were everything started.
     
       I uploaded few of my pictures from my northeast tour on facebook, only to find a miserable response through comments, messages and every other possible media. Initially I took them in a casual way and ignored; but as the ruthless comments on my flab went on increasing, it started bothering me. Thereafter each conversation somewhere or the other ended up on the way I’d changed in to a humongous air balloon! Depression spilled all over me, screeching and cracking from within, I was all tensed and let down by my own self. And then I did what I was absolutely not supposed to do. I started eating more. And more. And more.
    
      Yes, believe it or not, this is a very ironic trait that every fat person has. They grow hungrier when they are tensed. It was the case with me, I was already a foodie and the tension made me a devil, gulping all the stuffs around. Err… I pardon myself, gulping all the eatable stuffs around. In geometric sense, I was parallel before, then I grew wider, then rounder and now I was a complete circle, having a considerable radius. I was stuffed with junk, pure junk. I passionately mention the variance in my waist size whenever I tell this story to someone. So, up till this point it grew from 36 inches to 38 inches, and still growing.
     

        Growing fat or growing thin is very critical to your wallet; it has to bear a big deal with your changing needs.  

       Older outfits, newer outfits, all of them soon became of no use. Every next month I had to buy new ones. It even became a practical joke amongst my friends, whenever they use to call me up, either I was at the tailor’s shop for the alteration or at the mall, shopping for XXXLs.
     Finally, the reality percolated down my obstinate head, that I was a big time fat guy and needed something serious to be done about it before the condition turns somber. I joined the gym. Which later on turned out to be my next big mistake. 
     
       Playing it smart, I got myself admitted to a gym nearby which involved a mediocre expenditure. I still have vivid memories of my days over there:

“NINETY EIGHT! You must be kidding me!” I thought to myself in purgatory.

      The last time I’d stood over a weighing machine was two years back. At that time I weighed around 74 kg. So it was an apparent increase of 24 kg in 2 years. Bad–worse–and worst was yet to come.

Saarji, tension mat lo do mahine mein kam ho jayega, meri guarantee”, said the trainer cum owner of the gym, in a very assuring voice. He himself had a huge potbelly and assured me a substantial weight loss.
       All I saw was, either people with ripped, in–shape, toned bodies working out the crap out of their muscles, or those with obese, over burdened, extra-nourished bodies making unsuccessful attempts to touch their toes without bending their knees. I found myself to be one amongst the second category.
     The entire gym smelled of just two things–sweat and rust. It had just one manual treadmill for cardiovascular exercise and every other equipment was for weight training.

“Are you sure?” I replied, still horrified of my weight.

“Sure saarji, bilkul sure, we chalk out a complete diet chart and workout schedule for our customers”, he said in a gentle sales-man tone.

       Okay, this is a very fun fact. Workout schedules, diet plans, appealing packages, in-body tests and gorgeous dieticians at the gym, might fetch a substantial amount of your attention. But remember, their role in bringing you to a decent shape is merely 1%; rest 99% needful is to be done by you. Just you. And in most of the cases all the plans and schedules are followed for max-to-max one month, and in my case it was 1 week. Dedication is necessary. Once you have decided to give your entire self to a particular task, everything else falls in place. Well, I realized it later. When I turned 3 months older, 7 kg heavier and 2 inches wider.

Coming back to the gym where the trainer was trying to fish a 98 kg heavy Tuna.

      “Hey Amit, come here” he called a trim boy who was busy doing crunches “Saarji, isse dekhiye, he was 110 kg when he joined and now he is just 65”, he opened up a small cabinet behind him, searched for a while and fetched a before–after picture of Amit. It clearly showed that they were two different people; maybe that’s why it was in the cabinet and not on display. I became pretty sure that the bastard was trying to deceive. However some kind of wild burning desire ignited within me at that very moment, I also wanted a picture like that, of mine, not photoshopped, not deceptive, but a real one.

“But they both clearly seem to be two different people” I snapped.

“Exactly Saarji, that is what workout does to you, we will change you too, completely”, Now the tone of “saarji” was irritating me.

“Okay, at least don’t lie. I’ll join for three months, if I like it I’ll take up an annual package later” I gave up in despair. I could have sued him for deceiving customers, by putting up false claim through fake pictures, but instead, I joined the gym.

      First two days were pathetic. Yelling in the gym, moaning in the home, I was in complete anguish. My body had reached the threshold of pain. I was unable to endure the heavy weights of dumbbells, plates and rods. Weight training. My next mistake. Under an improper guidance, I straightaway started weight training. So, how the procedure is supposed to go, first reduce and then build up if you want. I started with building up without reducing. However the jackass trainer unexpectedly caught the error after few days and stopped the weight training and continued with just the cardio-vascular exercises. However in the process of mistake and its realization a big problem had taken place. I gained another 7 kg.
    
      It happens. I went to the gym regularly for the first 5 weeks. My body was in complete torment. I discontinued going for few days.

    When you start working out, the different metabolic activities in your body takes place rapidly and also with a higher frequency. So, your body needs more carbohydrates and proteins to cope up with these activities, which in turn increases your appetite.
     
     When I left the gym, my diet was already increased, although due to improper exercise.  I started eating more and simply grew 7 kg heavier. In total 103 kg, which was fortunately, the heaviest I’ve ever got. At this point my waist measured freaking 40 inches.
      
      Back to the gym, I started doing just the cardio-vascular exercises. The treadmill was manual and I was unable to freely walk or run over it. Then I came across the most miraculous invention of humankind, SKIPPING ROPE. Bingo! That was it. Unable to manage with the treadmill, I started skipping. For the first time, I gave up after 50 skips. Also I was embarrassed to jump ropes with a bouncing paunch in front of everyone. But I did skipped. It started with fifty skips, then hundred, then two hundred, then five hundred, then two of five hundred, then four of five hundred. I eventually became a pro. I started loosing weight moderately at first then rapidly afterwards.
      
     Then as the time passed by, my tenure at the gym was coming to an end. Soon, I realized that I was paying one thousand bucks per month just to skip ropes. I could do it at home or an open place–for free. I signed off the gym after three months.
     
     On my last day at the gym, something weird happened. I saw the fat person from the picture that the owner had shown me on my first day, and definitely he was not Amit.

Before (2011) - After (2012)
                                                     

      Skipping is an extremely effective cardio. It helps in reducing the entire body proportionately. In comparison to any other cardio-vascular exercises, it has a very high rate of burning calories. In fact most professional athletes use skipping as their daily working out routine. The benefits of skipping also include improvement in stamina, coordination and mental alertness. It immensely contributes to maintain and improve heart condition. Last but not the least, it involves an exceptionally low expenditure as compared to electricity driven treadmills and huge ellipticals.
      Initially I struggled a bit with skipping the rope but eventually it became instinctive and came naturally. Try not to take high jumps while the rope passes by beneath your toes, it may damage the ankles and knees. Always wear sport shoes while you skip.
      Few days later, skipping became monotonous. I had lost around 18 kg in 4 months, now I weighed around 85 kg. Still I was obese by a huge margin. I started taking brisk walks in the morning accompanied by skipping in the evening. I cut off intake of sweet, rice, potato and fried stuffs for the next 5 months.
      After 5 months, the scenario turned better. Now I was just 78 kg. Flabs got diminished drastically. I felt more energetic and lively than ever. Eventually, working out became a habit. Once you start loving your body as it is, you’ll naturally try to maintain it. Although I gave up on dieting after few months but still I avoid eating rice and potato unless and until I’ve no other choice.
      Finally I attained a dot 65 kg after a tedious yet enjoyable journey of 11 months, and decided to join a gym to maintain it. And then again something ironic and totally out of plot happened. The dietician at my new gym declared me an “Underweight”.  I was pleased and almost in tears.
     I’ve regained a 5 kg and trying to maintain it. I eat whatsoever I want but workout regularly. I haven’t got a ripped body with all six-pack abs, stuck out veins and pumped up muscles, but I’m fit and feel better than before.
    And yes, if ever you happen to gift me a trouser, I’ve got a 32-inch waist!

Saturday, November 16, 2013

There she was!


                                                                   There she was!
    
               The epitome of resplendence, if there could be any, she was.

                                Flamboyance through simplicity, if there could be any, she was.

                                                             The analogue of sheer elegance, if there could be any, she was.

  
        The aura that she generated could certainly turn an atheist in to a believer. Big black eyes, portrayed the vehemence of anger, still retained the charm that enthralled and could possibly make anyone beg, to fall in the depths of it. It seemed magical, her ornaments, her crown, the ten hands, two sons and two daughters radiating the same amount of splendour, the glitter all around and the sublimity of perfection, was magnificent. It got me involved.

        
        The idol was exactly the same as it has been since so many years but still; there was something new to it that integrated the magnificence. It was hard to believe that human hands had made it!
        While I was admiring the spectacular beauty that appeared no less than reality, a hand creeped upon my shoulder and gripped me back to pull up the hefty body that it was attached to. Unable to endure the intensity of the pull, I almost fell down. I turned around to see a familiar wrinkled face and oversized body, it was my Aunt.
        She needed a support to climb the wooden platform that was a bit raised - she could have asked for it - the sudden pull was unnecessary. She was one amongst that category of my relatives whom I hated the most.


   “Arjun! khabar dabar ki bondo kore diechis? Why have you grown so thin?” she almost shouted.
“No Aunty I’ve been working out” I gave a reluctant reply.
“Working out? Has this zero figure thing gone trendy over boys also?” now she had that evil grin on her face.
“Yes, it is better than your oversized, disgraceful, buffalo like structured body, that itself regrets its existence!” I wanted to say but instead, I replied, “No Aunty not zero figure, I would be putting on a few kilos back again very soon”
“Better. Beta you are a Bengali and you should look like one, hale and hearty” she said. I gave a smile, nodded, excused myself and dismissed the conversation.
   The evening, as I contemplated it, was full of such unwanted conversations. However, the aarti that was accompanied with dhank, made the evening blissful and took my mind away from the torment and horror of my unreasonably inquisitive aunts and uncles.
    Back home, the euphoria and excitement slowly started fading and the despair of reality seeped back again. In short, the horror of exams again started haunting me. People reading this might be quite appalled, “why this guy is so anxious about the exams?" actually the anxiety comes up because “I’m not at all anxious!” 

Shashti (Sixth Day)


        Sixth day of Durga Pooja, four days more and all the excitement will fade away, familiar faces will disappear, crisp and color of the new outfits will find its way to stains and scratches, days will get busy, nights will get dimmer and the soothe of mind will be lost somewhere in the pandemonium of the chaotic world. Durga Ma’s idol will be gone in the depths of the ocean but the divinity and exuberance will prevail in our hearts.
         Somehow I managed to cover a substantial portion of my syllabus today, however not meeting my targets but still meeting my contentment and endurance! So I decided to visit the Pooja Mandap today. I quickly got in to my newly bought Chinos and a White Shirt, examined myself in the mirror (unfolded sleeves looked odd, folded them!) and left for the “Poojo Badi” (how Bengalis address the place where Goddess Durga’s idol is placed and all the rituals are carried out religiously).
         Now, Pooja Mandap is a place where you are at a very vulnerable space to get encountered by all your relatives (the few whom you love and the many whom you hate). However it was something of the least importance for the very moment because, all of them were waiting eagerly for the aarti and the dhank to begin.
       As I entered, a mist of smoke surrounded me, which consisted of that typical smell of dhuno. I was accustomed to that smell, it presented soothe to the atmosphere. The ambiance was perfect – illuminated with lights – decorated with flower bouquets. The chairs in the last row were arranged in a decent pattern where as the front ones were haphazard (on account of personal convenience and comfort). Men-women, husband-wife-children, friends, acquaintances; everyone whom I could expect, nearly and remotely, were present. I had cold feet to interact with them, however I’m quite efficient to surpass that. I straightaway went through the passage, which was covered with a lengthy red carpet, swiftly managed to escape their visions and landed right in front of Durga Ma (‘s idol). 

Friday, October 11, 2013

Durga Pooja - Panchami.


Panchami  
       Winter is on its way. It is incredible to see the time fly away, as if I blink my eyes and a day passes by – another blink – the month changes. October has completed its first week with periodic threats of heavy rains. The nip in the air can be already felt and it gets keener and intense till finally the sweaters and blankets are out. The term “moderate” for the weather in the city seems obsolete, now everything occurs in extreme, may it be rains, heat or the chill – everything!
       However the biting cold months ahead brings a lot of festiveness along with them.
       The Navaratri is about to begin. Nine days for Ma Durga, Garba for Gujaratis, Dhak and Dhunachi naach for the Bengalis and finally the Dussera – Ravan Wadh – for all, however when talking about Incredible India and its unity in diversity, it would be fair enough to simply say Navratri for all!
        Sometimes I wonder how sublime as well as eccentric, it is to experience the fact that we Indians get along so well and soberly with each other irrespective of the creed and culture we follow.
       Festivals remark an enthralling and subtle mix of our cultures, ascents, attires, cuisines and compatibility. So don’t get surprised if you find a South Indian win a Garba competition or a Maharashtrian perform Dhunuchi naach – it is possible in India.
A  boy performing Dhunuchi naach.
         The crisp of new clothes, glitter of the spectacular decors, flamboyance of the happy faces, with smiles ranging from one ear to another, explicates the resplendency of crazy Indian fairs; yes it is amazing and amusing. Festivals bring us together and keep us together.
    Amidst all the Zest and Happenings, I’m sitting here, in my tiny and absolutely unperturbed room with my lappy on my lap and accounting notebook besides, waiting for that fortunate stroke of serendipity when hesitation to study would vanish, the targets would be completed and I would find myself in the Pooja Mandap listening to the uproar of Dhank and indulging in the mesmerization of the smoke, smell and view of Dhunuchi naach. However this seems a bit impossible because here I’m busy blogging pointlessly and obsessively. Always it has been so - since years – unchanged, the clash of the dates of exam and Durga Pooja or commencement of exams right after it. It is exasperating.  Later Arj.